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Tweet-towels and Books!

October 1st, 2012

Exciting news – the talented ladies at Curious Design have produced these lovely Irish Mammies Tweet-Towels (a tea-towel with a tweet on it, natch).

They are printed in Ireland on white woven cotton (50cmX70cm) and look grand altogether.

There are four designs at the moment that you can buy.

You can get them here

 

The book is out!

Isn’t it great to see him getting the bit of business. And you know he had a degree and all.

Buy it Here!

Tweets for 2013-05-22

May 23rd, 2013

  • No mention of The Boyfriend…and I didn't ask. ->

Tweets for 2013-05-19

May 19th, 2013

  • You got an awful roasting. Will I get you some Sudocrem? ->
  • Back to the real world now I suppose. Which reminds me, I'd better take a sliced pan out of the freezer. #eurovision ->
  • I think I'll heat up a drop of milk. #eurovision ->

Tweets for 2013-05-18

May 18th, 2013

  • Ah this Voting is a Nawful COD altogether…#eurovision ->
  • ONE POINT from the UK?! The LOUSERS! #eurovision ->
  • I don't know did she need to go saying that about Linda Martin the cratur…I wonder did Twink tell her say that haha. #eurovision ->
  • You said to call you for the voting… Oh were you asleep?…What? Oh they did very well….Very energetic…. #eurovision ->
  • They're fierce for the drumming aren't they…. #eurovision ->
  • Would I have time to do the hot-water bottles before Ireland come on? ->
  • Bonnie TYLER if you don't mind! … You think she'd have her money made at this stage. #eurovision ->
  • What time is The Voting? #Eurovision ->
  • What kind of a yoke is she wearing at all? #Eurovision ->
  • Turn on Winning Stre……OH IT'S THAT OUL EUROVISION! ->
  • WHAT did you say?!… Is THAT any kind of language for a child who's just after making their Communion to be using? ->

Tweets for 2013-05-16

May 16th, 2013

  • Don't be PICKING at it. It'll heal in its own time….Leave it….Leave it…..What did I say?…Shur I can SEE you picking at it. ->

Tweets for 2013-05-13

May 13th, 2013

  • When did we get the last fill of oil?….MARCH?! That'll tell you now. ->
  • Nightnowgotosleeplikeagoodchild. ->

Tweets for 2013-05-10

May 11th, 2013

  • Does he take a drink? …I suppose he does. ->
  • I don't know what to say to this weather at all. ->

Tweets for 2013-05-09

May 9th, 2013

  • This is 'Madame' now I'd say. 'Out of credit' I suppose…H-Hello?…Right so I will…Bye-Bye-B-B-Bye………….What did I tell you? ->

Tweets for 2013-05-08

May 8th, 2013

  • You said that too before the Mocks and look where that got you. ->
  • I'd say Fergie'll have the poor wife driven up the wall being home all day. ->

Tweets for 2013-05-06

May 6th, 2013

  • NATIONWIDE?! But…Oh shur today is MONDAY!!! I'm all confused with the Bank Holiday. ->

Tweets for 2013-05-04

May 4th, 2013

  • That'd make him yourrr …..firstcousinonceREMOVED! …. No wait, I'm gone wrong somewhere. ->

Tweets for 2013-05-03

May 3rd, 2013

  • Oh , aren't you very smart altogether? If you were half as good at your study as you are at answering back… ->

Tweets for 2013-05-01

May 1st, 2013

  • I remember the day you were born as. If. It. Was. Yesterday…Of course you were a fierce cranky baby. ->

Tweets for 2013-04-30

April 30th, 2013

  • That's a nasty cough, wherever you picked it up… ->

Tweets for 2013-04-29

April 29th, 2013

  • Out you go now Pussy…Oh you don't want to at all do you? Such a hard life as you have. ->

Tweets for 2013-04-28

April 28th, 2013

  • Is that you?…No I was awake anyway. I can never sleep a wink when any of ye are out. ->

Tweets for 2013-04-25

April 25th, 2013

  • I'm not so sure about you going to this oul-Oxegen at all. You hear all sorts of stories on Joe Duffy about it. ->

Tweets for 2013-04-24

April 24th, 2013

  • Are your hands clean?…..Show me….Go back out now and wash them likeagoodchild. ->

Tweets for 2013-04-22

April 22nd, 2013

  • I don't care WHO started it. I'm FINISHING it. ->

Tweets for 2013-04-20

April 20th, 2013

  • That Child should be in bed. ->

Tweets for 2013-04-18

April 18th, 2013

  • Were there many on the train? ->
  • Will you close the door of That Hotpress for goodness sake? They'll be here Any. Second. Now. ->

Tweets for 2013-04-17

April 17th, 2013

  • .@colmoregan is doing this comedy festival yoke and he wanted me to post out this video to ye. Did I do it right? http://t.co/ciH1lm302Z ->
  • You would think there'd be more at that funeral. 'Tis at an awkward time though. ->

Tweets for 2013-04-13

April 13th, 2013

  • Will you have a bit of ice-cream and fruit cocktail? ->

Tweets for 2013-04-12

April 12th, 2013

  • There can't be too many more Late Lates left now at this stage. ->

Tweets for 2013-04-11

April 11th, 2013

  • You'll have to fend for yourself tonight, I'm afraid. I'm off out to my Book Club….I DID SO tell you about it but you weren't listening. ->

Tweets for 2013-04-10

April 10th, 2013

  • I'll say this once: If any of YE try to record me giving out to ye and putting it on YOUTUBEorwherever I'll redden ye're backsides for ye. ->

Tweets for 2013-04-08

April 8th, 2013

  • I suppose she would have been WELL into her Eighties….Oh was it Eighty-Seven? Goway! ->

Tweets for 2013-04-07

April 8th, 2013

  • ……..So that's all the news now….Who? Oh your father is fine…We're getting our teeth cleaned on Wednesday. ->

Tweets for 2013-04-05

April 5th, 2013

  • And he's FIFTY! 'Magine. He doesn't look it… Of course The Wife left him… Over the Scientology. ->

Tweets for 2013-04-04

April 4th, 2013

  • Well! When she told me how much it cost I nearly had to sit down. ->

Tweets for 2013-04-03

April 3rd, 2013

  • I don't know how you can be studying if you're on Facebook….You're 'taking a break'. You must be well-rested at this stage. ->

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