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October 1st, 2012

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Show your appreciation for your Mammy this Mother’s Day with an Irish Mammies card.
Buy them here!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Tweet towels 2013 print 18-114Exciting news – they’re back! The Irish Mammies tea-towels return for ‘The Christmas’. With one new design and the return of some old favourites, it’s the perfect gift for any situation involving a tea-towel. They are printed in Ireland on white woven cotton (50cmX70cm) and look grand altogether. You can buy them here

 
 
 
 
 

That's More Of It Now

Book 2 is out! That’s More Of It Now, The Second Book of Irish Mammies is in all good, bad and indifferent bookshops and nestling neatly in the bestsellers lists already. Buy signed copies here!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

And the old one is still going strong, quietly changing attitudes to hot water bottles everywhere. Buy signed copies here!

PUBLICATION WEEK

October 20th, 2014

The third book of Irish Mammies is published on October 23rd! It will be available here, on Amazon and in all good bookshops!

Christmas – a time for peace, joy and Mammies.

While others are focusing on Santa/Santy, the school nativity play, the office party and its wild cousin the Twelve Pubs, panicked present shopping and the delicate diplomacy of in-law visiting, the Irish Mammy is mobilized in her war-room – ready for the campaign. Electric blankets have been set to maximum power; cards have been despatched; the turkey has been ordered; the decorations have been retrieved from the Place Where The Decorations Go and the fifth Big Shop (to get breadcrumbs) has been completed.

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To celebrate we are also expanding our range of Irish Mammy teatowels – these will be ready from the start of November

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January 13th, 2014

  • Look at the state of me! Why did you have to go putting that up on Face Book? ->

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January 11th, 2014

  • I won't tell you again … ->

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January 9th, 2014

  • Out in Dubai he is. On Big Money. ->

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January 8th, 2014

  • car passed nct tg x mam ->

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January 7th, 2014

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January 5th, 2014

  • Excuse me now … excuse me … what did I say? what did I s? … Yes … and what are you doing? … Messing. Exactly. ->

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January 2nd, 2014

  • happy new year i left a key out dont make too much noise coming in love mam ->

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January 1st, 2014

  • Can't you stay in and have your few drinks here? And if you wanted to have people over … nottoomanymind ->

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December 31st, 2013

  • And when are you flying back? … TOMORROW?! … Oh … (I didn't think it was that soon at all) ->

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December 30th, 2013

  • Is the Furby broken already? We might get a bit of peace now. ->

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December 27th, 2013

  • You're going out in THIS? … He'd better be worth it. ->

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December 26th, 2013

  • Do you know what? I'm going to have a drink for myself. Just a small one though. I don't want to be carried out! haha. ->
  • I must say that when all is said and done, ye're a great bunch. I'm very touched. I'm going to hug ye now whether ye like it or not. ->
  • Wait now … oh THIS IS FOR ME! Ah ye're very good. A phone! But I have a phone … A 'Smart' Phone. Isn't that lovely? ->
  • And THIS is from me and your father. I kept the receipt if you don't like it. ->
  • Areyouasleepyet? Gotosleepnow. Santawontcomeifyoudontgoasleep … (Too many jellies I'd say) ->

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December 25th, 2013

  • Get up them stairs madam and change out of that. You're not going to mass looking like Miley Whatshername. ->
  • I got them one each. Otherwise. There'd. Be. War. ->

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December 24th, 2013

  • (It's great to have the house full again.) ->
  • RT @colmoregan: Is the place MOBBED? Are the queues in bookshops OUT THE DOOR? Have you HEARD ABOUT THESE ON THE RADIO ALRIGHT? http://t.co… ->
  • Good morning. Or should I say good AFTERNOON. ->

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December 23rd, 2013

  • Were there QUEUES?! Ohdontbetalkingtome! You'd think the world was going to end in the morning. ->

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December 22nd, 2013

  • My poor little umbrella … I was fond of that one, mind you. ->
  • RT @colmoregan: Are you FED UP TO THE BACK TEETH with hearing about teatowels but they'd DO AT A PINCH? @wearedesignist have them. http://t… ->

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December 21st, 2013

  • And what's Santy bringing you? … A tablet? … Which reminds me, I mustn't forget to go to the chemist in the morning. ->
  • RT @colmoregan: Will you be going around town tomorrow LIKE A LUNATIC? The @irishmammies books (in all bookshops) WILL DO THEM GRAND http:/… ->

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December 20th, 2013

  • We'll see you then so. I've your bed airing since Tuesday just to be on the safe side. ->

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December 18th, 2013

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December 17th, 2013

  • Who do you think you are going around banging doors? Is THIS what you're going to be like for Christmas? ->
  • RT @Babytalkfest: To celebrate our sneak peek going live we've an @irishmammies competition on our facebook page this week!
    https://t.co/7… ->

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December 15th, 2013

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December 13th, 2013

  • And WHERE, may I ask, is she going to sleep? … She is not. I'll pull out the sofa and you can sleep on that. ->

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December 12th, 2013

  • Oh so THAT's what a selfie is. I thought it was something else ENTIRELY. ->

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December 11th, 2013

  • I turned up to the school and there were the TWO OF THEM outside the Prinicipal's office. I wanted the ground to swallow me up. ->

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December 10th, 2013

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December 8th, 2013

  • RT @colmoregan: Dalkey Winter Tales book festival 9pm @irishmammies show, book selling and signing, dispensing gift ideas (my book) http:/… ->
  • UP you get! I've jobs for you today. ->

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December 7th, 2013

  • How do we have FIVE sets of lights inthenameagod? And NONE of them working. ->

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December 6th, 2013