Irish Mammies

Well the very best of luck with it. @Kev_McCormack It’s a kind of a skit is it? youtube.com/watch?v=TRw1LF…. I’ll have a look at that video now.

Well do you know something, I’m fed up of hearing about that aul yoke Ivor Callely.

A QUADRUPLE bypass! ‘Mmagine. I thought he looked a bit shook alright. The cratur.

I remember he was always a bitteen wild. He had Nóirín’s heart broken.

We had the new priest this morning. A grand singer altogether.

Can’t you take this one?…So what if it has? They wont take a bit of notice of you! They’ll think isn’t he very sensible with his umbrella

I don’t want to give you one of my precious plastic bags. Will a paper one do?

Do you think? I don’t know, I think myself she took too much off. I just said a trim but she has her own notions, that one.

Poor Mona has shingles. The cratur. And the hip still not right with her.

Oh I was mortified. There was Mrs Williams talking to me about the panic alarm and she MUST have noticed the plates out for the dog.

It was beautiful kind of a..bolero, I suppose you’d call it. I asked where she got it. Gorey says she.

Who THIS now?..We don’t want any visitors today…Oh it’s the man reading the meter. We don’t mind him.

Do shur. What else would you be doing on a day like today? Go on away up and I’ll make a hot water bottle.. I’ll call you for the News.

One second peitin, I’m watching Winning Streak here…..Oh she has it! She’ll be spinning the wheel. Magine..and she already won the car!

You can leave those buns alone now. You’ll spoil your appetite.

Deedn’I certainly didn’t go mad borrowing. Every single penny was accounted for in this house.

And how would you work one of these Kindles? Do you buy the book separately or what?….Oh you Down Load it. Right. Down Load it. I see.

You can certainly, but I’m telling you now I’ll be leaving at 7o’clock sharp. You see I always like to have plenty of time to get parking.

You’d want your warm coat this morning faith.

I notice you didn’t put the scissors back in the drawer where it belongs.

Ah how are you at all?…..That’s good…..Listen, before I forget it, Andrew Murphy got married…That’s right…To one of the Hooleys.

That’s the Why.

Oh she’s a fine sensible girl. You know I had my eye on her for you, once upon a time.

I don’t know to tell you the truth but they must think very highly of him in the place because they had him out in India there last week.

Oh don’t be worrying yourself says Dr. Sweeney, but I kept at him till eventually he said bring her in for a bloodtest. And wasn’t I right?

An Fhairche? – as Clonbur an ea? Bhuel adh mór orthu de Domhnaigh. @dooghty83. My youngest showed me the RT button but I’ve it lost again.

Are you going with me this evening or will you go with your father to the 11 o’clock?

She had a boy. Max Jake they called him. Max Jake Twomey. There weren’t too many Max Jakes on Paddy’s side I’d say.

Wasn’t he very foolish going on about emigration like that. You may be sure none of his young lads suffered too much hardship.

Says he: Is the boss around? You’re talking to her I said. Well, he got a land.