Irish Mammies

And would this be an important match then?

I don’t know what are they teaching them in that school at all.

How much would you say now they gave for the new sofa? …How did you know?…But isn’t it crazy money all the same?

I’ve the electric blanket on again tonight ‘Magine and it nearly May. Global warming my eye.

And it didn’t do us a BIT of harm.

But that’s a LOVELY jumper. Put it on now and don’t mind your oul ‘fashion’.

Could I have ten euros of credit for 0 8 7 please and I wonder would you mind putting it on the phone for me like a good lad.

What do you mean ‘out’? Out where?

A day for the bed.

Will one of ye who’s tall get me down that bowl there.

Those rashers aren’t for you at all Pussy. I’ll give you some of your nuts now in a second.

And what did she tell me only that Nan is gone off out to The Nephew. In KANSAS would you believe? And she nearly 90!

What am I to do with you at all?

They’re gone very dear in there altogether.

And she wouldn’t be the steadiest on her feet. Poor thing.

Breadsoda! I KNEW I forgot something.

Four sons. Two doctors, an accountant and the youngest in one of these …’Environmental’ jobs. They’re no joke those Quigleys.

Well scrape off the burnt bits so.

Half of them fell apart in the pot and then the rest are hard in the middle. These spuds’d break your heart.

I didn’t mean for you to take ALL the hot water.

And where did my horse finish? … Oh for goodness sake! Isn’t that just typical?

Lookit.

I HOPE now you weren’t involved in that carry-on last night…. I’m glad. You’d be better off steering clear of the likes of them.

I can’t sit the exam for you.

Indeed and we’re not. We might watch that thing with Miriam.

Left here now! Ah you’ve missed it again @auldlads

Ah that makes no difference – we’ll have to go back around again. @auldlads

Yes LEFT! The signpost said left @auldlads

Left here @auldlads left. LEFT!

There was no one to take the Station there this year again. Isn’t that a shame?