Irish Mammies

Ah this isn’t the normal Winning Streak at all. It’s that oul one they have for the Summer.

As if I hadn’t enough things to be doing…

What age is he now? …FOUR?! And look at his swanky jumper. Did your mammy buy that for you?…Ah he’s shy.

Is that Ronaldo? Fine lookin’ fella isn’t he?

Stop that now, do you hear me? Stop it or I’ll take it off you.

It’s raining somewhere, I’d say.

No we didn’t hear a THING about it. But of course she tells us NOTHING.

WHAT??!!..Ring them up straight away and tell them you’ve changed your mind. “Work-life balance” my foot.

He’s cracked. Away. With. The fairies.

Is THIS yours?… Well WHOSE is it?

Is the football finished or something?

Are you disappointed about the match?…Of course yes. Well shur you can offer it up.

Hello Paula..No you’re grand girleen it’s half-time…He is…Oh don’t be talking to me. The language out of him!

In the name of God, why do they keep doing that?

How are they getting on?….STILL Nil-All? Aren’t they doing very well?

Are they playing AGAIN tonight? Is there any point I wonder?

#IEC2012 we’ll be a good while getting communion at this

#iec2012 oh the singing is lovely. But a bit loud.

Is he good then, that fella. Torres is it?

Isn’t that a shame?… You’ll have tea will you? And a few biscuits?

Oh my nerves. I don’t know if I can bear much more of this.

He’s getting cranky now. Overtired I’d say.

And what’s the weather like in Gdansk?..Is it?….Aren’t you glad you brought that windcheater now? …You’ve it lost ALREADY?! Where?

Who are these two now?… Oh are the Ukraine in it?

I’d say the numbers will be down in Medjugorje after this

Oh goodie! C’mon now Ireland. Well done Richard Dunne …. Oh was it not Richard Dunne? .. Well whoever it was..

I suppose you play this ‘Angry Birds’ too do you? …..On your computer is it? …..On your PHONE?!

What’s the score?… Ah wouldn’t you like to see the Greeks doing well? The poor oul divils.

So you did the Pass-Maths in the end… Well…you know best I suppose.

..She didn’t come up at ALL?!..Gracious!..I met Timmy Carrigan yesterday and even HE was going on about Sylvia Plath.